Okay… we realize that if it’s “fake,” then it’s not actually “maple.” So “fake maple syrup” is technically just “syrup.” But who wants a shirt that says “life is too short for syrup?” That’s not our philosophy at all. We say enjoy life’s good things! Like real maple syrup. And this great design.
Our shirts are hand-printed in Vermont and made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton. Combed fibers are smoother than carded ones and ring-spun cotton is made by highly-trained artisan Hobbits working in... well, let’s not get bogged down in overly scientific detail. The point is that our fabric is the good stuff; softer and more durable than regular cotton.